So picture this: Paris, Montmartre in 35 degrees, I'm at Party totally wasted at 5am, I suddenly meet this guy. Super cute, nice, American, dream boy for one night. The party was kind of on the street, like ground floor workshop, So we could easily get out. We started to kiss on the street, and one moment later I was already blowing him on the streets of Paris like nobody's business. 🍆 👅 It was all fun and games until a family came by (the tourist kind who wakes up early to visit Paris) and started gasping and shouting, and we had to run away.... I never seen him again since lol

We planned a romantic getaway in a remote cabin. One night, we decided to take things outside under the stars. Everything was perfect until we realized we had an audience – a curious raccoon was watching us from a nearby tree. We tried to shoo it away, but it seemed more entertained by us than scared. Eventually, we gave up and retreated back inside, laughing about our unexpected spectator.

We did it in a forest, feeling adventurous. 
A hiker walked by and gave us a thumbs-up. 🏕️👍🏼 We finished quickly and laughed all the way back to the car.


We tried using a new toy for the first time and didn’t realize how loud it would be. The neighbors heard everything and knocked on our door to check if we were okay. 🎤 We were mortified but couldn’t stop laughing after they left. Now, we always double-check the volume settings before starting any new adventures.

On a train journey through Europe, we decided to spice things up in our sleeper cabin. The rhythmic motion of the train made it even more exciting. Just as things were getting intense, the conductor knocked on the door for a ticket check. We scrambled to cover up and act casual, but the knowing smirk on his face said it all. We finished our journey in fits of laughter, making sure to lock the door properly next time.

We thought it would be adventurous to try it in the office late at night. 🖇️ ❤️ Everything was going smoothly until the cleaning crew came in. We had to hide under a desk, trying not to make a sound while they cleaned around us. We were trapped there for almost an hour, stifling giggles and holding our breath. Once they left, we made a hasty exit, vowing to never try that again.

We decided to spice things up by going for a quickie in a fitting room. The thrill of potentially getting caught was exhilarating. Just as we were finishing, an employee knocked on the door, asking if everything was alright. We tried to keep our cool, but the look on her face when we walked out, disheveled and flustered, was priceless. We laughed all the way home, knowing we’d never look at that store the same way again.

We had this wild idea to have sex on the beach during a full moon. It started out magical, but then the tide came in faster than we expected. 🌚 🌊 We ended up soaked, scrambling to gather our clothes and laughing hysterically as we ran back to our car. The moonlit adventure didn’t go as planned, but it’s a night we’ll never forget.